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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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