I heard we made out
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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