I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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