I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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