Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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