What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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