If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
there is puke in my bra ... again
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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