im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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