Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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