We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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