is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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