guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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