I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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