Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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