This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
