i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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