No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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