The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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