Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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