I don't usually arrange sex via text message
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
the raccoons are back...
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