I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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