she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
how does that bad decision feel?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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