So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
