I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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