My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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