Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so explain again why im purple
no
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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