You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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