Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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