Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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