Where did you get a picture of my penis
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Randomize
