As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Randomize
