fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize