in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
