She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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