Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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