She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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