I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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