Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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