oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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