hotel room ftw
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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