I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
True college students do jello shots in the library
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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