There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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