She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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