your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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