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even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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