Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
