who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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