I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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