why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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