Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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