ugly people sure do ruin things
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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