I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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