woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
